My fourteen-year old self,
I hope you’re enjoying those chocolate selection boxes that you got for the 100% attendance and the five extra merit pages, because believe you me, nobody else will congratulate you for them after school. Having no detentions? Yeah, nobody gives a shit about that either. In a few years, you’ll feel silly for running around doing everything you can to be golden girl. In fact, in a few years you’ll make a New Year's resolution to tell people to fuck off more often, because life’s too short to try and please everybody. Nobody is going to like you for being the best- but who needs their love anyway? (Insert sassy woman emoji) Be the best at what you do because it makes you happy, don’t conform to everybody else’s expectations.
There are some genuinely nice people out there, but you will have to dig deep in the barrel and fish around. At the age of sixteen, you’ll be voted by your peers as Prom Queen and you’ll spend too long a while wondering if you were the punchline of a cruel joke. They were being nice (I believe), alas try not to see the worst in everybody (nor in yourself). People are bastards, of course they are, but not everybody has an ulterior motive- it’ll serve you well to look for the best in people. You’ll tread an unhappy and lonely path otherwise. An extremely important thing to remember- you’ll learn the hard way that instinct usually proves right, so if you meet somebody and at first they seem like a knob-head, it’s probably because they are.
At 14, nobody would describe you as the shy and retiring type. Your love of drama, dancing and all round being in the spotlight makes for a confident little missy. Of course, you’re hardly destined to be the next BeyoncĂ©- your inability to hold a tune and A-level drama is to thank for that- but you will be a lifelong attention seeker- that, I can guarantee. What I’m trying to say is that confidence is something so precious and important, that it’s vital clasp it with both hands. Somebody very close and important to you will tell you soon- and not just on one occasion- that your confidence is intimidating and unfortunately, it will knock you down a peg or two. You didn’t need to take that blow. Illegitimi non carborundum will become your mantra and rightfully so.

Take that confidence and run with it, flee from the stuffy hot air being breathed on you and do anything that you put your mind to. It’s that very confidence that will take you across the globe- from working at McDonald’s to running a bar in the Dordogne at the age of 20, from a paper round to teaching English in a Spanish Primary school. It’s that confidence that will give you the strength to carry on with your studies, even when you don’t get into the university of your dreams. Nobody ever got anywhere from shying away. With that confidence comes strength that will get you through the most trying times, and will allow you to lick your wounds and pick yourself up. Do not be ashamed of your personality, ever.
The biggest nugget of wisdom that you'll learn before the age of twenty is that life may start in Derby, but it shouldn't have to end there. Your concrete plans of following in your inspiring Mum's footsteps of becoming a teacher will soon be thrown out the window. Give it two years, and as a consequence of a short break in a now ex-relationship, you'll flee to France for a summer and life will never be the same again. You'll realise that there is no going back to Porpoise Spit. You'll take a great, juicy bite of adventure and will forever be greedy for more. You will spend Thursday nights drinking €2 wine and vomiting whilst on reception duty the next day, you will stay up to 4 a.m to watch meteor showers in the middle of the Loire and you will kiss and fall in love with beautiful foreigners. Life can be so much more than you could ever imagine right now; stop limiting yourself.

On a final note- the person you insist you hate right now will go on to become your best friend in the world. Your big sister, Beth, is looking out for you all the time, even when she’s throwing all of your belongings off the floor and onto your bed. (You are an embarrassingly messy cow, but you won’t sort that for a good few years). She’ll drive you absolutely crazy, and she’s the biggest gob-shite that you’ll meet but you’ll be pining for her raucous cackle and boisterous manner from time to time. It may not seem like it now, but she’ll grow up to be your biggest fan. In fact, your whole family are going to offer you the emotional support that you won’t find anywhere else in the world.

Love,
Your (almost) 21-year old self.
P.s being drunk is actually really fun- so lower your nose a little.
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